Jordan Bolyard and Georgia Perry
Remember when I
Made those grouper sandwiches?
Um, tilapia.
That one time that we
Got real drunk at your place, I
Stole your welcome mat.
Sorry I convinced
Your children you both died and
That it’s whatever.
I was bullshitting.
I haven’t the slightest clue
Who Bukowski is.
Mentioning rim jobs
In the presence of your mom:
Inappropriate.
I told everyone
You were lying about your
Peanut allergy.
Fighting about toast
To avoid talking about
My sex problem…yeah.
Sorry I crashed your
Mom’s funeral and told your
Family I’m your wife.
Sorry I crinkled
My candy wrapper so loud
During the movie
Sorry I said your
Hair was cute and then I stole
Your identity.
Sorry I laughed when
You said you could change the world
But, like, come on, girl.
So sorry my hand
Was down my pants, and there was
Rope around my neck.
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